Greenfield, WI (LMAO)
Hello fellow Packer ANAL-yzers. Donald Driver here, with a message for our good friends at The Jewelry Center in Greenfield. When I'm not busy dropping passes during key possesions, making sloppy pottery for McDonald's, or helping redards (Greg) at Goodwill, I'm shopping for exquisite jewelry at The Jewelry Center, 74th & Layton in beautiful Greenfield, WI. Dean Murray, America's best looking jeweler, and his equally attractive staff (and you know who you are Jaclyn), are there to service my every need. Well not every need, but you know what I mean.
Now you probably think I get such great service at The Jewelry Center because I'm a gazillionaire, and I have 5 carat earrings in each ear for some reason. But I like to believe (since they're paying me) they treat everyone with dignity & respect, from those cheap bastards who just need a $3.99 watch battery installed, to the penny pinchers who bring in their mailer post cards, to the guys who used to buy real jewelry and now try to get by with that "bracelet stuff" (Osen).
So please, if you need some jewelry, a watch battery, or perhaps just need a free bottle of water to stretch your food budget, stop into The Jewelry Center today. You'll be glad you did!
This ad was sponsored by Dean Murray, America's most attractive male jeweler, and Packer ANAL-ysis's 1st REAL sponsor! (Should be quitting my day job any day now). If you would like a nice write up like this one to grow your business, or perhaps just show off that you still have a job, please send money, and we'll make it happen.
--PP
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