Green Bay, (LOL)
Charles Woodson will be running a rules clinic for youth on the Packers' off day on Tuesday, Oct. 26th. The clinic will start at 10 am and, run for about a minute or so.
Asked why the rules clinic would only run till "10:01," Woodson's spokeperson Dewey Cheatem said that "Charles isn't real knowledgable about NFL rules, so it probably won't take too long. He would be better suited for a clinic on how to 'break the rules,' since that is his forte' (no relation to Matt). But the league didn't think a youth clinic on breaking all the rules would set a good example."
Woodson, last seen clearing out his locker after the "Robert Francois incident," could not be reached for comment.
The next Packers youth clinic, scheduled for November 2nd, will feature Timmy Masthay, and is tentatively titled, "The Art of the Shank." On November 9th, the kids will go into the Packers' kitchen area where Justin Harrell will whip up a nice shrimp & rice dish from the Ted Thompson collection.
Stay tuned to Packer ANAL-ysis all year long, so you know which clinics to send your depressed children to.
--PP
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