Greenfield, WI. (SHOP)
OK, you cheap bastards, it's Christmas time. You know, the time of the year where if you don't buy your favorite lady a bauble, you're cut off for about 6 weeks? So don't make that mistake again and buy her a toaster oven, or one of those blankets that has sleeves, or a chia pet of our Beloved Leader, Comrade Obama (see photo).
No, this year, buy her something nice, and it better be from The Jewelry Center, 7477West Greenfield Avenue, in beautiful (?) Greenfield, WI. 53220. Owner Dean Murray, America's best looking jeweler, and his equally attractive staff (for example, the girl in the Hershey Kiss ad works there quite a bit), will take care of almost all your needs. If you can't get there in person, like the Injured Reserve Party Squad now that they've outgrown their Hummer Limo with 13 dudes, go to their website at www.shoptjc.com, or call them at 414-282-7241. Tell 'em you heard about TJC on Packer Analysis, and maybe they'll include one of those cool Obama dog tags (see photo) that Nicky the B got, or a Big Ass medallion (see photo) like the one Mike Neal picked up.
Most importantly, if you would like to be a sponsor like The Jewelry Center, 7477 West Layton, Greenfield, WI. 53220 (414) 282-7241 www.shoptjc.com, please send a bag of unmarked bills (or a check will be fine) to:
Packer ANAL-ysis c/o Packer Paul
13287 West Courtland Lane
Muskego, WI. 53150
We'll plug your business as well, and I'm sure the order will be pouring in!
Thanks Jewelry Center!
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