Packers release Brandy & Ross, sign Walden & Coke

The Green Bay Packers have released CB Brandian Ross. The transaction was announced Monday by Executive Vice President, General Manager and Director of Football Operations Ted Thompson. Thompson was, as always, resplendent in his long flowing coat, fancy hat, and chains.

Apparently the Packers released some guy named Brandy & Ross, and re-signed sometimes wife beater Erik Walden (see photo).  Apparently Brandy & Ross is a relatively unkown cocktail, consisting of 2 parts Brandy, 1 part Ross, and whole lot of bitter/s. It was invented at that football juggernaut, Youngstown State.

"I'ze blinslided I tell ya, blinsided. I'm gonna kill that fucking gay bastard (ie. Ted Thompson). Just last week he promised he'd keep me on the team if I did stuff to him, if you know what I mean. I'ze used I tell ya, used."

Thompson, seen lounging in his home hot tub with a number of large  men, could not be reached for comment. In an a not so subtle jab however, he did appear to be drinking a Brandy & Ross.