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Actor Aaron Rodgers, responsible for for such hits as Brewers commericals, Associated Bank commercials, Ford truck commercials, Bellin health commercials, State Farm commercials (see video attached), and thousands of other commercials shot mainly during practice time, is now attempting to play football.
"Obviously, acting is my number one love. And I also love music, and I spend a lot of practice time at my studio instead. But I'm really trying to give this football thing a shot. They want me in all these meetings and crap like that, but it's not too bad. As long as it doesn't cut into my acting career, I'm willing to give this a shot."
Said Coach Putty McMuffin, "clearly we'd like it better if he spent more football time with his footballl team. We play football. We have a football team. We have to play other football teams. That's why they call it football. I still like our football team. What was the question?"
Added reclusive General Manager Ted Thompson, "yeah, we wish he would practice more. But he's got a lot on his plate.We understand that filming a spot with Edith is more important than these stupid 7 on 7 drills. He's a young man with a lot of interests. He's still looking for that Supermodel girlfriend like his friend (or is that best friend?) Ryan Braun has. That takes time. Those chicks aren't easy to come by. They're very demanding and time-intensive. We can't expect our QB to put the team ahead of his sexual needs and desires. I know I don't." He then walked off with new rookie friend Jarrett Boykins, still recovering from last week's beating (see previous article).
As for the future, Rodger is hoping to throw a TD pass sometime in the "next month or so." "I've got this sack thing down pat now, so really what I'll be working on now is throwing it farther than 5 yards in the air to Greg and Jordy. My arm strength seems to be coming back, but those commercials do seem to take their toll. Greg is usually good for 3 or 4 yards, and Drive (49-year old dancer and pass dropper Donald Driver) should be open sometime in October. JJ's (that would be James Jones to all the redards out there) pretty good every other week, Cobb's now a running back, and Ted's new "friend" (see above) hasn't suited up yet. So we'll just keep practicing when I'm not acting (which isn't very often)."
We here at P-A will of course keep you up to date on which commercial he, or Greg Jennings, or Donald Driver, or BJ Raji, or Clay Matthews, or all of the other guys are doing.
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