Dashing Packers play by play man Wayne Laravee shouted "And there is your Dagger" with 54 minutes remaining in the game Monday night against hapless Seattle.
"Even though Seattle had back to back sacks, and held Cedric the Entertainer to 2 yards in 2 carries, I just felt it was time to pull out the dagger. I mean, did you see their uniforms?"
Laravee, also appeared to lose his mind with 50 seconds left in the game, when he suggested the Packers take a safety up by 5 points. Said his drunken sidekick, Larry "the grunter" McCarren, "I think that sounds like a great idea."
Nevermind the fact that a safety would've cut the lead to 3, and after the free kick, all the Seahawks would need is a lousy FG to send the game into OT.
"Yeah, I never really thought of that," said a clearly shook-up Laravee, whose line of "Dagger" products remain listless due to their utter stupidity. "Larry's supposed to be the strategy guy. I just shout out stupid shit and pray that that asshole over at Packer ANAL-ysis was listening to the TV guys at the time."
Obviously, being a sophisticated fan of the game, I NEVER listen to the redards on the TV broadcast (although I do enjoy Dan Dierdorf's Lithp a lot), Wayne of course knows that, and he knows I particularly despise the dagger.
"I'll try to wait a little longer next time," said Laravee, 2 fingers into his 3 finger Scotch neat. "Hell, I never even heard of the Hail Mary till last night. And I keep forgetting we have Jarrod Bush, Donald Driver, Erick Walden, and Greg Jennings on our team..."
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