Silicon Valley
This year's first guest pickers are Jenny McCarthy's specatacular boobs, lefty and righty. They appear to have grown since her first Playboy appearance in 1998 (or was it 1996?). Trixi and Bambi correctly picked the Packers for her, so here are Jenny's boobs' 15 remaining picks.
Lefty:
Ravens over Steelers because they are at home
Tampon Bay over Detroit due to fewer leaks and excellent gap control
HotLanta over Bears by 58
Kansas City over Buffalo (ribs over wings)
Texans over Manningless Colts by a bunch
Eagles over Lams for obvious reasons
Cleveland ROCKS! over soon-to-be 0-16 Bungals
Jags over Titans in game not televised (follow at www.wowdoesthisgamesuck.com)
Righty:
Giants over Redskins in most boring opener ever
Cardinals over Panthers 3-2, cutting Brewers lead to 5 1/2 games
49ers over Seahawks (sourdough over Starbucks)
Chargers over hapless Donovan McNugget-led ViQueens by 57
Jets over Cowboys because I got my bigger boobs in Manhattan
Patriots over South Beach Dolphins even though I LUV topless sunbathing and showing my fake, middle aged boobs to horny, old rich guys at South Beach Park
Broncos over Raiders in meaningless game #6 of the week
Good luck boys!
Luv ya,
Jenny's boobs
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