Most Packers Hate Their First Names

Green Bay, WI (TRUE)

For whatever reason, many of this years' Beloveds don't like the names their mamas gave them. There's an AJ, a BJ, a CJ, two DJ's, and MD, and a TJ.

When asked what the hell is going on, Wide Receiver James Jones (aka JJ), said, "I have no fucking idea man."

AJ Hawk, whose given name is Antoneous Juropholus, said, "yeah, it's really wierd. Luckily BJ (Nose Guard Big Johnson) is alot fatter than CJ (DE Cactus Juice), or it would be even more confusing out there."

And what about the two DJ's, both rookies, and both fairly anonymous? "Why my momma named me 'Dick Juice' is beyond me," said the LB DJ from that football factory, Appalachian State. And the TE DJ from Arkansas said, "my given name is Dick Jizz. What would you do?"

MD Jennings has an interesting story as well. "When I popped out, my momma named me after the first man she saw. I know Dr. Pepper was gratified she named me Doctor. But he recommended that maybe she try 'MD,' and she liked that even better."

Finally, when asked for his take, starting Guard TJ Lang said, "my name is Tom."