Packer anal-ysis is back for another hilarious look at our beloveds!
While we've lost many of our favorites--Brandon Underwear, Nicky "the B" Barnett--captain of the Injured Reservists, Diminutive Nance, Brett Swain (#16 was 4 times better than the old Brett), Nintendo 64 Bigby (see photo), and Ted Thompson's favorite man servant Justin "the big guy" Harrell (see photo), there's still plenty of fun and firepower as the Packers attempt to repeat as Super Bowl champs.
You want 5 tight ends? We got 'em.
1 Fullback? No problem.
1 Guard? (OK, we have a whole 2 of them, just wanted to make you laugh).
39 more rookies on the roster? Done.
We will see many of you there on Thursday, as the defending champs unveil the banner before battling the Aint's.
Spotters Trixi and Bambi (see photo) are back for their 3rd seasons with Packer Anal-ysis, and they are telling me the Packers should win by 3 on a late Mason Dixon field goal (apparently the one he misses a moment earlier was negated by an offsides penalty by some idiot free agent from N'awlins who then gets cut).
We'll try to get to the other picks on Saturday, because I have absolutely no clue who anyone else plays, nor do I care. And if you don't understand any of these references or get any of this idiocy, I would suggest going back in the 2010 archives, starting with the Eagles season opener, and reading forward. That is, if you are a total loser and have no life, which is generally the case with our minions.
I will try to anal-yze how our Beloveds can possibly repeat without Derrick Martin, Brady Poppinga, and Brent Fullwood, you just enjoy the season, and leave all that worrying to me.
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So let's bring the heat, #24 car Jarrod (or is that Jarrett?) Bush, and #55 car Desmond Bishop, we are ready for some football!
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