Eden Prairie, MN (AP)
The Minnesota Vikings are thanking the schedule makers that they didn't play a game today, which most certainly would have resulted in another loss. "We're a total mess," said ViQueens Defensive End Jared (or is that Jarrod?) Allen. "We f$%^ing stink. We can't score. We can't defend. We can't stop turning the ball over. I wish we had never flown to Hattiesburg to pick up that old sonofabitch."
The "old sonofabitch" in question, Deanna Favre's husband Brent, then was wheeled into the press room on a gurney, and took a few questions from the 1 or 2 reporters who weren't at the Twins game.
"I want to thank the commissioner for not scheduling a game for us today. It's a lot better being 0-2 than 0-3. If we had played today, I would've been able to start to keep this now meaningless streak alive, but all in all, I'm glad I could stay in the body cast today."
The Vikings won't have to wait too long to go 0-3 though; the improved Cowardly Lions from Detroit come into the Metrodump for a Sunday noon match up. Said embattled Viqueens coach Brad Childress, "my car was keyed after losing at home to Miami yesterday. if we lose to the Cowardly Lions too, I may have to have an aide start my car for me."
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