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Nick Barnett, the Samurai-wielding, Injured Reservist (see photo without shoulder pads, as usual) who now ruins teams' seasons for Buffalo Wild Wings, cannot believe his ex-team is still undefeated in mid December.
"Aw sheet, man, effing muthafucka, can't believe it," tweeted the former Oregon State (where?) standout (huh?). "The 55-car (Desmond Bishop) is nowhere near as flashy as me. And AJ Hawk? Don't even get me started. OK, he's white. There, I said it. Robert Francois, the formerly deceased LB (see October 2010 archives for Dolphins game summary)? Come awn, man! And DJ Smith, or EJ Williams, or whatever the hell his name is, Jesus, he's like 5'8"! I cannot believe they don't miss my aggressive tackles 8 yards downfield (see photo above). Sheet, no one ever celebrated those more than me."
"And my pass coverage (see photo above of Nick chasing a slow TE again after a long gain), why it's really improved here in, where am I again?"
When reminded the Packers basically haven't lost a game since he went on the Injured Reserve Squad last season (19 wins in a row, and counting), Nicky could only muster a quiet, "oh yeah, that's right."
Nick will be helping his Bills lose another game this week (I didn't bother to look it up, it really doesn't matter), while the Packers will probably beat the Chiefs by about a hundred.
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