Diva Finley wants to be paid like other Divas

Associated Press wire report

According to multiple sources, diva Jermichaela Finley wants to be paid like other divas. The one he feels he most closely associates with is Hall of Fame R & B recording artist and defensive lineman (see photos) Aretha Franklin.

"When Aretha came out with Chain of Fools and R-E-S--P-E-C-T, she made like $15 mil. I have like 45 catches (in 14 games) and am only making a few mil. This is total bullshit! I am G-R-E-A-T, repeat G-R-E-A-T, and I demand to be treated as such. I am not a piece of meat. I demand your R-E-S-P-E-C-T. I am a S-T-A-R. A S-T-A-R I tell you!

When reminded that he is ranked in the lower half of the league in catches, yards,and TD's, leads the league in dropped passes (with 1,346), and is regarded as a "pretty,much worthless blocker," by most record executives, Jermichaela responded in outstanding D-I-V-A form.

"My hands are brilliant. I am brilliant. I am the best. I am beautiful. I am fricking amazing. what was the question?

Tight Ends Coach and long time record producer Randy Jackson could only say that "having worked with both Aretha and Jermichaela, I can honestly tell you they are both huge (especially Aretha's) pains in the ass."

Fellow divas Lindsey Lohan, Mariah Carey, Celine Dionne, and Prince Fielder could not be reached for comment.