Bellin Hospital, Green Bay, WI
Sam Shields got a concussion after his awesome interception return in his own end zone in the 24-3 victory over the Lams on Sunday. One of our numerous Packer Anal-ysis staffers tried to interview Sam yesterday. The interview went something like this:
PA Interrogater, I mean, Interviewer (PAI): What is your name?
Sam Shields (SS): I like eggs...
PAI: Where did you go to college?
SS:I really like eggs...
PAI: Can you explain why you put that God-awful Super Bowl ring tattoo all over your neck?
SS: stares blankly at his plate of eggs...
PAI: What the fuck were you even thinking trying to return that pick? You could've been killed? You might miss the Viqueens game? We're already shorthanded back there, you moron? What the hell?
SS: I really, really, really like these eggs...
PAI: For chrissakes, this is a waste of time. Lets head down to Mike Neal's room and see what the problem is this week. He's still in the same room he's been in since 2010, right?
Tuesday update: SS still likes eggs, and Mike Neal is still unable to play for whatever reason; we believe its a leg, or an arm, or perhaps something else.
NOTE: The part of the PAI was played by new intern Natasha, pictured above.
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