Chicago, IL (TRUE)
Our Beloveds are going to the Super Bowl, sending shock waves throughout the organization. First, the Packers will pick either 31st or 32nd in April's draft, so reclusive GM Ted Thompson is really struggling with this. "I'm not sure what we're going to do," said GMTT (see photo). "I guess we'll have to go back and review all the Shippensburg State and Austin Peay game tapes, and see what we can find."
Another issue is the Injured Reserve Party Mansion on the banks of the beautiful Fox River in De Pere. The lease is now up, and also, the boys had such a blowout party last night, they burned the sucker to the ground (see photo). So now, with two more weeks left to house these soon to be unemployed dipshits (ie. Harrell, Poppinga, Barnett, Martin), they trashed their own home (sort of like B's tenants down in the neighborhood). "We are looking for 15 homeowners in the greater (?) Green Bay area to open up their homes to our homeless IR Party Squad," said Team President Mark Murphy. "I know Tauscher will get grabbed up right away. But if someone wouldn't mind taking on motor mouth Nick Barnett, we'd really appreciate it."
If anyone would like to take on a homeless Packer for the next two or so weeks, that'd be great. But don't be surpirsed if Justin Harrell (see photo) overstays his welcome.
Oh yeah, congratulations to the Packers for making the Super Bowl. I am heading into the belly of the beast now for the next two days, and will see how out friends to the south are treating Jay Gutless.
More later.
--PP
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