M.D. Jennings hurt, carried off field by other M.D.'s

Green Bay (TRUE)

The Packers reserve pediatrican was injured doing something or other. It certainly wasn't making a tackle. He might have accidentally stuck a syringe in himself. "We think he pricked his finger," said longtime Packers M.D. Dr. Zhivago. "Then again, he may have fingered his prick. We're just not sure. It's kind of freak thing."

Jennings, who is a practicing gynecologist ("mostly Fridays, and our offnight is Monday, so that's another busy time for me and the ladies"), is hoping to make a full recovery. The Packers, not so much...