Hi Boys, It's Megan again. I'm 1-0 so far...

Malibu, CA (HOT)

Hi boys,

Well as you know, I'm 1-0 so far, as those cute guys from San Diego beat those ugly guys from San Francisco in a Santastic game!!! (Get it, tee hee!)

Anyway, here's another video to warm you up on what I hear is a really COLD weekend in Wisconsin. It's always HOT where I am :)

Luv ya,

Megan

Here's Megan with the Week 15 Picks/Pix!

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Hi Boys,

It's Megan. How R UUUUUUU????

God, Packer Paul has told me so much about all of you guys, I wish I could just fly up to Wisconsin and gobble you boys right up. Maybe I will see some of you in Malibu or Bevery Hills for the Rose Bowl. If you do see me, please come right up to me and say hello. The guards won't freak or anything.

Anywho, I've been waiting patiently all year to share my picks/pix on the hottest sports (?) site on the Net. Tough week too, but I'll still be hot next week if they don't go well. So here we go:

San Diego over San Francisco. God, they are both Sans. That is so wierd???
New England over your beloved Peckers. Sorry boys, but don't think so this week.
New Orleans over a desperate Baltimore Orioles squad. Could be a close shave, like me.
Arizona over Carolina.
Cincinnatti over Cleveland because they have to win one sometime, don't they???
Dallas over Washington by a hair (which I don't have too many of...LOL...)
Indianapolis at home over Jacksonville in a hot, sweaty one...
Miami over Buffalo in another HOT-ly contested AFFAIR. OOHHH! AAAHHH!
NY Giants over Philadelphia in a revenge match up that won't help the Packers one bit
Kansas City at St. Louis. Huh. Two of the more improved teams. A Show Me State match up. I'll take St. Louis on the off chance that Cassel will miss another game.
Detroit at Tampon. Wow, another tough one. Detroit has a 3rd string QB but play everyone tough, and Tampon has lost 5 starters to IR in 2 weeks, but are fighting to steal a playoff spot from your (remember, Megan is writing this) beloveds. I'll go with Tampon, but I think I'm going to regret this.....
Houston over Tennessee, even though the Titans are my home team (I'm from Rockwood, TN, home of cute, sexy, southern belles like me)
Atlanta over Seattle though that's a long flight for the Falcons
Oakland over Denver in a game watched by dozens
Pittsburgh hands the NY JETS their third straight defeat
Chicago over the Minnesota Gophers to clinch the NFS Norris Division Crown. SHIT!!!

Sorry for the outburst boys, I just don't like those big meanies from Chicago stealing all your fun. Anyway, there you go boys. I hope you enjoy the video, and I told that devilishly handsome Packer Paul there's more where that came from, so check in often; you never know what you might find.

And good luck with your picks, I double dare ya to go against me. If ya do, I'll have to come up there and give you a spanking...!

Luv Ya all, especially that Dean Murray from The Jewelry Center, he is a hot and sexy beast!

Megan :)

How to Ruin Your Team's Season, by Greg Jennings (with forward written by Donald Driver)

Green Bay Packers WR Greg Jennings on key pass: 'Dropped it'
BY ROB DEMOVSKY • rdemovsk@greenbaypressgazette.com • December 12, 2010


DETROIT – In a locker-room interview last week, Greg Jennings wanted no part of a question about why he and the rest of the Green Bay Packers’ receivers had overcome their early-season penchant for dropping balls.

He feared a jinx.

On Sunday after the Packers’ 7-3 loss to the Detroit Lions at Ford Field, where Jennings’ dropped a perfectly thrown deep ball from Aaron Rodgers that popped into the hands of Detroit safety Amari Spievey for an interception, Jennings looked the questioner in the eye said: “See, see, see, see.”

The play had touchdown written all over it. On second-and-3 from his own 27-yard line in the first quarter, Rodgers used a play-fake to momentarily freeze Spievey, the Lions’ rookie. Jennings had a step on him down the field and Rodgers unloaded. Jennings reached up with two hands, but the ball slipped through and appeared to hit him in the helmet, ricocheting back to Spievey.

Jennings made no excuses.

“Dropped it; straight dropped it,” Jennings said. “Disappointing, very disappointing.”

The drop by Jennings, who had four catches for 52 yards and snapped a streak of three straight 100-plus-yard games, led to the Packers’ second turnover of the first quarter. On their opening drive, rookie tight end Andrew Quarless lost a fumble as he was trying to gain extra yards after a 12-yard catch that would have given the packers a first down at the Lions’ 35.

“We had a major letdown on the offensive side of the ball,” Jennings said. “Defense kept us in the game the entire game. We can’t come out and get put in positions where we’ve got to crawl back into the game.”

“Not the homecoming you want, but it’s not about me,” added Jennings, a Kalamazoo, Mich. native. “Got to make plays when the ball’s in the air, period. I’ve been making plays, and that’s what we do, but didn’t do it (on Sunday), and I let the team down with a big drop in the first quarter. Obviously a momentum changer, and you can’t have that when you’re a playoff-caliber team, when you’re trying to reach the playoffs, and you’ve got bigger goals.”

Packer Paul Goes 12-4 in Week 14 Picks, Helps Girls continue on Roll!

Muskego, WI (TRUE)

Packer Paul (see photo) helped out the girls this week with a solid 12-4 showing, bringing the season total to 128-79, .618. Not bad for a bunch of babes and one Jabba.

"The Packer loss in Detroit was a killer. And if the Redskins knew how to kick an extra point (of course they made the kicks against our Beloveds), that one may have been different too. As for the Seahawks getting killed against those great 49er's, who knew. Lastly, Oakland had Jacksonville, but like all great teams, gave up a long return at the end and blew it. Other than that, perfection again!"

Look for this week's Guest picker tomorrow. Mt guess is she is one of your favorites!!!!

--PP/Jabba

How the Packers plan to stop New England's Passing Game

1265 Lombardi Avenue, Green Bay, WI. (LMAF)

Right now, as you read this, there's a defensive meeting going on up at the frozen tundra, and they're implementing the game plan to stop Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Deon Branch, and the rest. It's probably going something like this:

"OK, Desmond (that would be the #55 car, see photo), you've got Welker when he's running a crossing route over the middle."

Once the laughing stops:

"A.J. (that of course would be A.J. Hawk, he of the 4.96 40), when Fernandez goes up the seam, make sure you've gotten at least 18 yards in your drop."

The place is now up for grabs.

The Dominator (the great Dom Capers) regains control:

"Charlie (Dr. Peprah), make sure you follow Brady's eyes, spy the slot, and be ready to help out Woody."

Howls!!!!

"Ok settle down girls. Eric (this would be newly promoted Eric Walden, see photo), when you see their x and Y run a Zebra 42-Flash, make sure you communicate and drop back....er...uh.....nevermind. Call the trainer and see how Zombo (Frank, the great Zomboni!) is doing. Shit!"

Deathly silence now, because the players fully realize if Eric Walden actually gets in a game, all is lost:


"Finally, you D-Linemen in the dime (4,354 lb. Howard Green, C.J. something or other, and Jarius Wynn, see photo), make sure you stay aggressive and put a ton of pressure on Brady."

OMG, back to normal, they are now all rolling on the floor.

"OK, great meeting fellas, time for lunch. Eric, come on over here, son..."


--PP

Packers still "mystifed" by loss to Lions?

Green Bay, WI (COLD)

Now 3 days after ruining their playoff hopes, the Packers are still trying to figure out how they possibly could've lost to the Lions.

"We gained 774 feet," said Offensive (they were certainly offensive alright) Coordinator Regis Philbin, "and still lost. It's crazy."

"We've been going through the tape, play by play, and we can't figure it out. I mean, Jackson off tackle for 2, Rodgers sacked for -6, Jennings drops a pass, and the next thing you know, for whatever reason, McMuffin (that would be Head Coach Mike McMuffin to you Reg) says we have to punt. I mean, how do you expect to get into a rhythm like that? We were on our own 24. It's unbelievable!"

Added overrated WR (Won't Receiver) Greg Jennings, "this is insane. Just because I dropped two TD passes, one of which they picked off and returned while I jogged off to the sideline for no apparent reason, that keeps us at 3 points? I'm stunned."

Added Walking Backs Brandon Jackson (57 feet on 7 carries), James Starks (24 feet on 6), and Dimunitive Nance (12 feet on 2), "us WB's gained 93 feet. I mean think about it, that's pretty far. That's like from here to that wall over there. I mean, they have guys with helmets and stuff keeping us from going where we want to go. It's kinda hard. If they weren't there knocking us down and stuff, we'd probably (probably?) make it a little further. We (the WB's) thought we did good."

Aaron Rodgers (Male Model-CA) was asked to chime in as well. "ah, dobba, dobba, duba, ba ba, ah, dooba, I am so handsome, dobo, abba, duba, bali, wabba," replied the concussion-wracked QB. And actually, what he said made the most sense of everyone we interviewed!

OK, GreenBushs' next loss is Sunday night at New England in front of a national (and most likely appalled) audience of losers, pathetic sports bar patrons, men, and redards. Which means of course, that I will be watching every minute!

--PP

Admirals win, play Manitoba next!

Peoria, IL

Our Milwaukee Admirals played a spirited match (game? set?) and beat a team from a city (?) in Illinois this weekend, raising hopes of another Calder Cup for the pucksters from Wisconsin. The game (?) was a seesaw tilt, with one team scoring a goal (point?), then the other team would hit a few guys, there'd be some fights and penalties,and score one. This went on until the horn blew after one 20 minute period (session? a third? I know it's not a quarter, because Bambi has the calculator thingee out and it shows one divided by three). Then a thing came out and cleaned the ice, and inexplicably, the two teams (squadrons?) came and just trashed the ice so much in the next 20 minutes, that the cleaner thing came and had to do it all again, wasting precious flourocarbons, creating a huge carbon footprint, causing nausea in the stands (although that could've been caused by either too much Falstaff or watching a really lousy sporting event), and making for a very uncomfortable event.

Said hockey fan (?) Joe "Mutt" Mutranasky, "christ almighty, there's children in here (although why remains anyones' guess). That diesel-spewing Frank Zamboni thing could've killed somebody!"

Anyway, the players (pucksters? unemployed truck drivers? athletes?) came back out for one more spirited 1/3, and a medium husky sized guy named Rocco hit the thing past a well-padded guy nicknamed Scarface for the winning score (tally? point? goal? something like that), and the proud squad from Milwaukee had their victory 3-2. They celebrated in the smelly locker room with some more Falstaffs, pretzel rods(remember, never rings, always rods with your Falstaff), and tangy beef jerky.

Next up, the Ads (that's their nickname in case you didn't know), travel to Manitoba to play the Moose (Mooses?). The itinerary calls for a turbo prop from Peoria to Rochester, MN. Then a bus to Bloomington, MN for a jet (seriously, they get to ride a jet for a little while) to Fargo. From Fargo they will bus to the border, show their passports, then ride sled dogs (well they don't actually ride on the dogs, apparently the dogs pull them on some sort of sled thingee) to their hotel (seriously, they get to stay in a hotel), where they will be greeted by the "2 or 3" local hookers (see photo) for the evening (usually the goalie gets to go first since he presumably needs the most sleep). After that, they play another match or whatever, and do it all over again, like 80 times, all winter long. Sounds kinda cool.

Said Johnny "Dr. Death" Stumpers, "yeah, it's OK. It beats working the stun line at Patrick Cudahy, and the broads is 'kinda' nice."

In an unrelated note, the Packers lost to Detroit 7-3, scoring the same number of goals (3) as the Admirals.

(Editors note: We have editors? huh. Anyway, if you would like to nominate this article for a Pulitzer, Newberry, or NAACP lifetime achievement award, just let me know. Thanks.)

--PP, with help from Bambi on the calculator thingee